Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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