Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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