its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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