Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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