he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
