Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize