I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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