I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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