let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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