i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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