I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
