The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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