Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Just cropdusted the office
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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