Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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