I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
