I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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