I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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