I just pynch a tree in the face
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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