So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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