I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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