What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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