sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize