he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you traded sex for a burrito?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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