I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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