I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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