my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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