My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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