You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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