This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
