You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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