she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I am naked and annoyed.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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