Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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