She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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