Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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