Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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