they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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