Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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