You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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