I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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