love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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