So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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