He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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