ugly people sure do ruin things
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
