Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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