is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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