dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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