Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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