I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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