Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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