the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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