I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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