my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
this boner is exhausting
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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