You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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