margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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